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The Conjectural History of ChronoSLAM

Wed 21 Dec 6:53am

Ch 3: BTTW:

BTTW (Battle of the Time Travelling Wrestlers) was supposed to be the epic culmination of Red's time travelling quest, but he was met with some problems. The first of these were that he forgot to find a crowd. He solved this by creating a hologram machine to create a fake crowd. Unfortunately he was met with another problem in doing this. The machine only produced around 400 people, meaning Red had to remove almost every single light in the gigantic time machine so you could only see the 400 holograms. The second problem was that Red had nowhere to broadcast this landmark event. So searched through time to find a suitable broadcasting station. The first thing he found was YouTube. So he set up an account and was ready to show BTTW. Once again, he was met with another problem in doing this. Some time bullshit messed up the quality of the cameras when the first episode was being sent, meaning it looked like a wrestling game from 2013 filmed in low quality. The problems didn't end there because he forgot one more thing, commentary. Red wouldn't realise that he had forgotten any commentary until it was way too late (as in 5 shows too late). Despite all of these problems BTTW ran for 5 shows (4 "regular" episodes and a Special Event). That's when some weird stuff began to happen. Wrestlers who weren't originally saved by the EPOCH started showing up, wrestlers who were originally saved started to disappear and there were more and the crowd got bigger and realer then all of a sudden time just imploded... and then reformed. This time everything was different. The majority of the roster was different, the EPOCH had a different look and there were new championships. These championships were: The Infinite Championship (The main title), The Limitless Championship, The Parallel Championships and the Fortuna Championship (Women's Title). Other notable changes were: There were finally commentators (Red was one of them), Sin Cara was the GM, the cameras had improved and the name of the promotion was no longer BTTW, it was now ChronoSLAM.

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Thu 22 Dec 7:34pm

The Conjectural History of ChronoSLAM

Ch 4 Pt 2: Being introduced in Month 4 of Year 1 of ChronoSLAM, the Parallel Championships have given ChronoSLAM some of it's greatest matches ever like: Self-F5 vs Hit Squad (Wyatt and Joe specifically) or Ass Blasting Disasters vs Swamp Demons . The Parallel Championships have also brought together two wrestlers who haven't done too well as singles competitors (Pilldust, Swamp Demons).
1) Ass Blasting Disasters (5 Months)
2) PillDust (4 Months)
3) Swap Demons (2 Months)
4) Hit Squad (7 Months)
5) Self-F5 (Ongoing, as of Year 1)
Longest Title Reign: Hit Squad (7 Months)
Shortest Title Reign: Swamp Demons (2 Months)
Most Title Reigns: No one
Most Title Defenses: Hit Squad (9)
Least Title Defenses: Swamp Demons (3)
Longest Title Match: Hit Squad vs Self-F5 (25:28)
Shortest Title Match: Hit Squad vs Pilldust (13:44)
-Hit Squad used the Freebird rule during their 7 month title reign.

Feel free to point out any mistakes I made.

Fri 23 Dec 8:13am

If you want to be historically accurate the champions were assigned during the initial roster save.

You're pretty spot on with the Fortuna Championship reigns - and you do have a knack for writing.

We've been talking about putting up some sort of ChronoSLAM site together on the website and doing some sort of article based thing discussing the various aspects of the show - would you be interested in that?

Fri 23 Dec 8:35am

I'm interested. Also, now that you've told me the champs were assigned during the initial save, consider the parts where I say what month the titles were introduced not canon.

Fri 23 Dec 5:23pm

The Conjectural History of ChronoSLAM
Ch 4 Pt 3: Limitless Championship
The Limitless championship was first awarded to Dusty Rhodes after the initial save. Many consider the title the most prestigious title in ChronoSLAM due to the amount of big names that have held the title.
1) Dusty Rhodes (2 Months)
2) Roman Reigns (4 Months)
3) Rusev (5 Months)
4) Diesel (8 Months)
5) Dusty Rhodes (4 Months)
6) Kofi Kingston (Ongoing, as of Year 1)
Longest Title Reign: Diesel (7 Months)
Shortest Title Reign: Dusty Rhodes (2 Months, Reign 1)
Most Title Reigns: Dusty Rhodes (2)
Most Title Defenses: Diesel (35)
Least Title Defenses: Dusty Rhodes (2, During Reign 1)
Longest Title Match: Rhodes vs Diesel, Last Man Standing (26:33)
Shortest Title Match: Roman Reigns vs Butch (00:14)
-Dusty Rhodes' first title reign was cut short due to a back injury he suffered during his title match with Andre the Giant. He managed to finish the match and won by count out.
-During Diesel's iconic Limitless title reign he became a double champion after winning the Infinite Championship.

Fri 23 Dec 5:46pm

Don't forget to point out any historical errors.

Ch 1: The Future

2073 A.D: The planet Wrestling (Wrestling is it's own planet now) is dangerously shaken by the death of Supreme Overlord Bartholomew Hardy (Son of Maxel). Bartholomew was not the best planner and, since he did not have any children or younger relatives, did not plan for who he wanted as the next Supreme Overlord of Wrestling. This sparked a shoot war known as "Fall Brawl". The war would tear Wrestling apart to the point of Apocalypto.

2081 A.D: After the conclusion of Fall Brawl, Wrestling is in ruins. There is no civilisation left on the planet... Except for two people. Two childhood friends, who are also advanced engineers, know as Red Reddington and Matthew Rixon. They have been living on Wrestling as a part of the Fans (The lowest class of citizen on this planet) for years and years. When Fall Brawl began they knew that it would end in complete and utter destruction, but they weren't going to let Wrestling die this way, so they began on the boldest and craziest journey of all time. Matt and Red would create a gigantic time machine known as the EPOCH. After eight years of construction they had thought that they would be ready to go on their epic journey but they have forgotten one key ingredient to power their time machine... Heart and Soul. Matt immediately decides to sacrifice himself to power the EPOCH. Red tried and tried for hours to convince Matt otherwise but there was no negotiating. Matt Began pouring his heart and soul into the EPOCH and away Red went as he began his epic quest through space and time to save Wrestling.

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Tue 20 Dec 8:29am

Pretty good overall. But there's one big issue with this thing.

No Bo... Come on dude! We all know how important his part is in this adventure!

Tue 20 Dec 8:35am

Sorry but I was given the go ahead just to make up stuff if I didn't know the exact details.

Tue 20 Dec 8:46am

It's alright, i forgive you.

You just need to Bolieve in what you're making up. that'll just as good.

Tue 20 Dec 2:57pm

Raspy what the fuck, how do you get these giant images D:

Tue 20 Dec 3:08pm

I Bolieve in myself.

Ch 2: The Journey

???? ?.?: After Matt's noble sacrifice, Red, before doing anything else, set up a memorial room backstage. After finishing this memorial room he headed to the Captain's Room and began to lay out the plan for who was going to be saved. Since there were too many wrestlers Red wanted to save, and not enough space on the EPOCH, he decided that he would randomise everyone who would be saved. You all know who's on the EPOCH so I won't waste your time by listing them all off. Now that the randomiser had decided who Red was going to save Red, armed with an unhealthy amount of chloroform, officially began his journey to save Wrestling.

2016 A.D: Red stepped out of the EPOCH with his list of wrestlers and headed to the nearest WWE Live Event. Miraculously, he found everyone that he was looking for from this time. He chloroformed everyone, put them into multiple crates and threw them onto the EPOCH.

2001-1984 A.D: It was pretty simple from there on. Go to house show, chloroform, crates, EPOCH, repeat until roster has been assembled. Despite the simplicity of the task, Red was met with some challenges like: Wrestlers travelling in groups, botched stealth and lack of strength when it came to the much bigger men. Despite all of those challenges Red managed to get everyone on the list. Now, with his ultimate roster assembled, all he had to do was book the first show.

Tue 20 Dec 2:58pm

>Red, armed with an unhealthy amount of chloroform, officially began his journey to save Wrestling.

Tue 20 Dec 2:59pm

>go to house show
>repeat until roster has been assembled

Oh my god this explains the crates in BTTW and Chris "Y2Crates" Jericho

ChronoSLAM - Season 2 - Episode 4

Sun 18 Dec 7:57am

>Show starts at 8PM GMT/3PM EST
>Will be shown on https://beam.pro/LOLWrestling

Tonight on ChronoSLAM...

Just hours away from the Ninth Greatest Night in the History of Our Sport the Infinite Champion AJ Styles wants the Undertaker to prove that he's looking forwards by teaming up against his stable mates The Hit Squad. With champion set to defend his title is this a miscalculation as AJ finds himself surrounded by all three members of the Hit Squad.

Last week Diamond Dallas Page got his win back over Stardust. More controversial to some was the handshake between the two opponents after the match. Tonight their partners Brock Lesnar and Brian Pillman will meet in the ring. Can Self F5 build more momentum towards The Ninth Greatest Night in the History of Our Sport?

A fortnight ago the Ass Blasting Disasters almost had a clean sweep over the Swamp Demons. Tonight the Swamp Demons have asked for a rematch. With renewed confidence can the Swamp Demons upset the inaugural Parallel Champions or will the Ass Blasting Disasters dominate the tag division once again?

Also Asuka vs. Paige for the ninth time

ChronoSLAM - Season 2 - Episode 3

Sat 3 Dec 12:03pm

>Show starts at 8PM GMT/ 3PM EST
>Will be shown on https://beam.pro/LOLWrestling

Tonight on CHRONOSLAM...

We are just eight days away from The Ninth Greatest Night in the History of Our Sport, the first big show of the year and everyone on the Epoch is looking for a spot on the card.

Diesel who has made in roads into the Limitless division under the tutelage of Dusty Rhodes has made a formal challenge to the current Limitless Champion Kofi Kingston. The “fighting” champion has accept on condition that Diesel can defeat him one on one non-title.

Stardust caused an upset last week in the main event last week by pinning Diamond Dallas Page one half of the dominant Parallel Tag Team Champions: Self F-5. Tonight DDP gets a reprieve against Stardust one on one – but what factor will their partners Brock Lesnar and Brian Pillman play in this match?

General Manager Sin Cara was humiliated by Steve Austin at Summerfest, embarrassed by Luke two weeks ago on ChronoSLAM and tonight has booked himself in a match against the returning Simon Gotch. Gotch has been out for nine months with a rib injury is this the calibre of opponent that Sin Cara needs to get his win back or will bad luck come in threes?

Rusev has struggled to come back after being eliminated from the Tyson Kidd Memorial Battle Royal at Summerfest. Last week Rusev demolished Murphy in a Falls Count Anywhere with an accolade on the outside. Can Rusev continue to build momentum against an old rival in Dusty Rhodes. Two former Limitless Champions lock up in a Fall Count Anywhere match for tonight’s main event.

Tonight's drinking game: CHIN LOCK CITY

Sat 3 Dec 12:03pm

Don't forget you only have 24 hours to vote to save someone:

Sat 3 Dec 9:01pm



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