>>7006
I apparently forgot how to do spoiler tags oh it's two .
So DUMBLEDORE DIES%
Man it's been a year since I posted a RAW thread... awkward.
Batista beat up RIc Flair to try and get HHH's attention one week after HHH tried to get everyone's attention with NXT.
Also Roman is in remission and WWE writers are salivating at the chance to ruin this guy again with scripted promos.
Here's WWE's breakdown:
>Animalistic aggression
>What is the status of the Raw Women’s Championship?
>Is a Shield reunion on the horizon?
>Intercontinental and Extraordinary
>SNL “Weekend Update” hosts Michael Che & Colin Jost to be special guests on Raw
pic related %will get HHH's attention%
SEVEN HOURS.
Here's the card for this marathon:
Preshow:
André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
WrestleMania Women's Battle Royal
>Tournament final for the vacant WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali
Main card:
>WWE Universal Championship
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns
>WWE Championship
AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
>Triple threat match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
The Miz (c) vs. Seth Rollins vs. Finn Bálor
>Fatal four-way match for the WWE United States Championship
Randy Orton (c) vs. Bobby Roode vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Rusev
>WWE Raw Women's Championship
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax Singles
>WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Asuka
>WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Braun Strowman and TBD
>Triple threat tag team match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship
The Usos (Jey and Jimmy Uso) (c) vs. The New Day (Big E, Kofi Kingston, and/or Xavier Woods) vs. The Bludgeon Brothers (Harper and Rowan)
Kurt Angle and Ronda Rousey vs. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon
Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn
John Cena vs. The Undertaker (??? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ???)
pic related will actually show up and challenge John Cena
>fujiBET! for WrestleMania 34:
http://www.lolwrestling.com/play/fujibet/event/80/
>>6635
I'll be honest, I'm sort of excited as there are a lot of title matches on here and I reckon this could be one of those "changing of the guard" shows.
>>6635
I don't even know who the person in the pic is.
>>6641
That's Tommy Dreamer
Literally all I care about this week. Apart from the half price Easter eggs...
>NXT Championship
Andrade "Cien" Almas (c) (with Zelina Vega) vs. Aleister Black
>NXT Women's Championship
Ember Moon (c) vs. Shayna Baszler
>Triple threat tag team match for the NXT Tag Team Championship and Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic trophy
The Undisputed Era (Adam Cole and Kyle O'Reilly) (c) vs. The Authors of Pain (Akam and Rezar) vs. Roderick Strong and Pete Dunne
>Ladder match for the inaugural NXT North American Championship
Adam Cole vs. EC3 vs. Killian Dain vs. Lars Sullivan vs. Ricochet vs. Velveteen Dream
Johnny Gargano vs. FUCK CIAMPA
>fujiBET! for TakeOver:
http://www.lolwrestling.com/play/fujibet/event/79/
>>6636
Adam Cole baybay
As suggested by Red on the radio show. I'm making this list of horrible crap.
Let's start off with a good one.
The "Sorry about your damn luck" James Storm shirt from TNA. (The back contains the rest of the quote and a shitty stickman doing a super kick)
First off, if you don't know the quote. That shit doesn't make senese.
Second off. It's a shite shirt.
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>>6642
"Rey Mysterio going AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in your face
I don't have any words... Just Sterios freaking face.
>>6642
"MA Mr. Anderson"
Goin' back to Mr. Micy Mic for this trash.
>>6642
"Wanna Bee"
Ha, get it? Cause bees!
>>6642
"Bad things come in Large Packages"
... Get it?
CAUSE PEENERS!
>>6642
"Blue Pants"
Let's go out on a big one.
She was funny in NXT
AND THAT'S ALL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
There's more shitty shirts, but I've gotten too much cancer from this crap already!