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SEVEN HOURS.

Here's the card for this marathon:
Preshow:
André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
WrestleMania Women's Battle Royal

>Tournament final for the vacant WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali

Main card:
>WWE Universal Championship
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns

>WWE Championship
AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

>Triple threat match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
The Miz (c) vs. Seth Rollins vs. Finn Bálor

>Fatal four-way match for the WWE United States Championship
Randy Orton (c) vs. Bobby Roode vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Rusev

>WWE Raw Women's Championship
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax Singles

>WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Asuka

>WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Braun Strowman and TBD

>Triple threat tag team match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship
The Usos (Jey and Jimmy Uso) (c) vs. The New Day (Big E, Kofi Kingston, and/or Xavier Woods) vs. The Bludgeon Brothers (Harper and Rowan)

Kurt Angle and Ronda Rousey vs. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon
Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn
John Cena vs. The Undertaker (??? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ???)



pic related will actually show up and challenge John Cena

>fujiBET! for WrestleMania 34:
http://www.lolwrestling.com/play/fujibet/event/80/

Literally all I care about this week. Apart from the half price Easter eggs...

>NXT Championship
Andrade "Cien" Almas (c) (with Zelina Vega) vs. Aleister Black

>NXT Women's Championship
Ember Moon (c) vs. Shayna Baszler

>Triple threat tag team match for the NXT Tag Team Championship and Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic trophy
The Undisputed Era (Adam Cole and Kyle O'Reilly) (c) vs. The Authors of Pain (Akam and Rezar) vs. Roderick Strong and Pete Dunne

>Ladder match for the inaugural NXT North American Championship
Adam Cole vs. EC3 vs. Killian Dain vs. Lars Sullivan vs. Ricochet vs. Velveteen Dream

Johnny Gargano vs. FUCK CIAMPA

>fujiBET! for TakeOver:
http://www.lolwrestling.com/play/fujibet/event/79/

As suggested by Red on the radio show. I'm making this list of horrible crap.

Let's start off with a good one.

The "Sorry about your damn luck" James Storm shirt from TNA. (The back contains the rest of the quote and a shitty stickman doing a super kick)

First off, if you don't know the quote. That shit doesn't make senese.

Second off. It's a shite shirt.

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GO HOME! RAW. Time for establishing build in time for SEVEN HOURS... SEVEN HOURS. THREE HOURS and then another SEVEN. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

You gon' die. When you dead, your death certificate is going to say "WRESTLING" it's not even going to say your name it'll just be Times New Roman, font size 40, landscape: WRESTLING.

Shit.

>Ronda Rousey & Kurt Angle to meet Triple H & Stephanie McMahon face-to-face
>Will Roman Reigns be ready for WrestleMania?
>Seth Rollins and Finn Bálor collide in battle for WrestleMania momentum
>Will The Undertaker respond to John Cena’s WrestleMania challenge?
>Can Alexa Bliss evade Nia Jax until WrestleMania?
>Who is Braun Strowman’s partner?

pic related is Strowman's partner

blah blah blah

>DANIEL BRYAN IS FUCKING CLEARED BABY! AND HE'S GONNA TALK AND SHIT! OH MAH GAWD!

pic related is hyped about Bryan coming back