You've been an active member for a year. What you want a title shot? Get out of my office.

Ultra Rare: 15.4% of users have earned this badge

Two years, you're now thirteen years away from being able to cut a Mark Henry promo.

Ultra Rare: 13% of users have earned this badge

When you've been here this long, you know you've made it. You don't what it is, but it's there.

Kizarny: 8.7% of users have earned this badge

At this point you've accepted the site is red and yellow. Your optician might question why you can't recognise the colour green any more but a simple WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING EYE DOCTOR, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF GRASS AND IT'S NOT AS GREEN AS YOU BROTHER DUDE should set them right.

Kizarny: 6.3% of users have earned this badge

You came first place in a fujiBET! prediction event, unlike reddit this gold won't get you into a secret club.

Ultra Rare: 10.1% of users have earned this badge

You perfectly predicted a fujiBET! prediction event. You must be an insider... how do you even type with flippers?

Kizarny: 3.4% of users have earned this badge

Three years wasn't enough... you needed FIVE!

Kizarny: 6.3% of users have earned this badge