>>6642
"I drink beer with your mom while your dad watches"
... wut
As suggested by Red on the radio show. I'm making this list of horrible crap.
Let's start off with a good one.
The "Sorry about your damn luck" James Storm shirt from TNA. (The back contains the rest of the quote and a shitty stickman doing a super kick)
First off, if you don't know the quote. That shit doesn't make senese.
Second off. It's a shite shirt.
>>6642
"Damn right I did!"
It's horrendous, but I mean... What good design could you possibly get Earl Fookin' Hebner?
Answer: You don't give Earl Hebner a shirt in the first place.
>>6642
"I love my Testicles"
It's simple, yet beautiful.
Context: After Test aligned with Stacey Keibler in late 2002. he ended up getting a name for his fans.
In a move truely up there with Kane mocking Hulk Hogan's mannerisms, and coming up with "Kanenites", and Christian shortening The Rock's "The People" to "Peeps". Test and Stacey decided to call his fans...
"The Testicles"...
2002 was one of the greatest years in the history of the WWE.
Only year better than 2002, was of course 1995.
>>6642
"Oh, You ain't on the list bro"
I don't even know who Robbie E is. But I hate him.
Whats with Impact choosing the worst possible parts of a quote to put on the front of their shirts?
>>6642
"Ha ha, if you think I'm gonna fucking even try to put the entire quote on this, then you're clueless."
Seriously. Kids, this is why you do not cram too much of a quote onto a shirt.
Imagine if instead of just "Austin 3:16". WWF decided to put
"You sit there and you thumb your bible and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16—Austin 3:16 says: 'I've just whipped your ass!' All he has got to do, is buy him a cheap bottle of Thunderbird, and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime. "
on Austin's shirt...
>>6642
"Vince Loves Cock"
I stand corrected. The mid 2000s were the greatest years in the history of the WWE.
>>6642
"Now watch me Hit. Now watch me Bray Bray"
WWE trying to be relevant is literally the worst thing ever.
>>6642
"Poontang Pie"
Literally only late 1990s Rock could get this awful shit over.
>>6642
"*VERY LARGE MIC* Pro Wresting is Real"
I actually usually enjoy TNA's busy shirts. There's a fair amount of pretty cool ones that I wish I owned.
This... This is not one of them.
>>6642
"We're gonna eat out your girlfriend"
I'm not entirely sure if this is real... I'm reading something about this being an unreleased Batista shirt...
And it's only the back... But still just... What?
... Also, this leads into our next shirt...
>>6652
Huh... Didn't upload... Weird...
Lets try that again
>>6653
There we are!
Anyway. Next shirt!
"Jomosapiens We're gonna eat your lunch"
Now this is 100% a real shirt. And it's 100% awful
>>6642
(Sidenote: Just realized the Batista one is likely a photoshop dizz on Morrison's shirt. I'm dumb. Ignore that.)
(But the Watch Me Bray Bray one was legit cancelled... ALONG WITH OUR NEXT SHIRT)
"#SquadGoals"
Do I even need to explain why this is dumb?
>>6642
"I'm not like most girls" ... Men's edition
Seriously. They made a Men's version, and didn't even think about fucking changing it until they got mocked online...
>>6642
And now we get into the SPECIAL SPERM ROUND!
First up, we've got the classic Sin Cara weenie shirt!
Just look at that big ol' fat donger.
>>6657
You though the previous one was bad?
Just wait til you see... The AJ Styles sperm shirt.
How in the hell did they not see this? But hey, at least this was accidental. I mean, nobody would INTENTIONALLY make a shirt that looks like cum right?
... I mean
Right?
>>6658
"I Am Cocked" with "Locked and Ready to Unload" on the back. Also written in cum.
*Sigh* god damn it Val..
>>6642
"R... Wait.... RDV?"
I... What?
>>6642
"Big Nasty Bastard"
Probably controversial. But this is a dumb shirt in my opinion
>>6642
"Big Show" "Big All Over"
Now, a shirt I'm sure most of us can agree looks fucking terrible..
GET IT? CAUSE HIS LIL' SHOWIE BOY MOST BE BIGGER THAN AVERAGE!
>>6642
"Rey Mysterio going AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in your face
I don't have any words... Just Sterios freaking face.
>>6642
"MA Mr. Anderson"
Goin' back to Mr. Micy Mic for this trash.
>>6642
"Wanna Bee"
Ha, get it? Cause bees!
>>6642
"Bad things come in Large Packages"
... Get it?
CAUSE PEENERS!
>>6642
"Blue Pants"
Let's go out on a big one.
She was funny in NXT
AND THAT'S ALL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
There's more shitty shirts, but I've gotten too much cancer from this crap already!