Hawkeye
Look we both know you just put a bunch of words next to some images and by all likelihood the punchline was anal sex. Well done you, here's a badge are you happy?
Kizarny: 1.2% of users have earned this badge
You've been an active member for a year. What you want a title shot? Get out of my office.
Ultra Rare: 12.7% of users have earned this badge
Two years, you're now thirteen years away from being able to cut a Mark Henry promo.
Kizarny: 8.9% of users have earned this badge
When you've been here this long, you know you've made it. You don't what it is, but it's there.
Kizarny: 4.3% of users have earned this badge
At this point you've accepted the site is red and yellow. Your optician might question why you can't recognise the colour green any more but a simple WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING EYE DOCTOR, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF GRASS AND IT'S NOT AS GREEN AS YOU BROTHER DUDE should set them right.
Kizarny: 4.3% of users have earned this badge
Three years wasn't enough... you needed FIVE!
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