The Squirt Business

1 Year Annual Membership

You've been an active member for a year. What you want a title shot? Get out of my office.

Ultra Rare: 17.8% of users have earned this badge

2 Year Annual Membership

Two years, you're now thirteen years away from being able to cut a Mark Henry promo.

Ultra Rare: 11.2% of users have earned this badge

3 Year Annual Membership

When you've been here this long, you know you've made it. You don't what it is, but it's there.

Kizarny: 6.3% of users have earned this badge

fujiBET! Bronze

You came third place in a fujiBET! prediction event, they say you don't win bronze you lose gold and silver... don't think like that just try harder next time.

Ultra Rare: 11.9% of users have earned this badge

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fujiBET! Silver

You came second place in a fujiBET! prediction event, you know what they say always the bridesmaid never the bride. By wrestling weddings though that's probably a good thing...

Ultra Rare: 11.6% of users have earned this badge

4 Year Annual Membership

At this point you've accepted the site is red and yellow. Your optician might question why you can't recognise the colour green any more but a simple WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING EYE DOCTOR, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF GRASS AND IT'S NOT AS GREEN AS YOU BROTHER DUDE should set them right.

Kizarny: 6.3% of users have earned this badge

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fujiBET! Gold

You came first place in a fujiBET! prediction event, unlike reddit this gold won't get you into a secret club.

Ultra Rare: 12.2% of users have earned this badge

5 Year Annual Membership

Three years wasn't enough... you needed FIVE!

Kizarny: 5.6% of users have earned this badge