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Various shitty wrestling shirts.

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 10:42pm

As suggested by Red on the radio show. I'm making this list of horrible crap.

Let's start off with a good one.

The "Sorry about your damn luck" James Storm shirt from TNA. (The back contains the rest of the quote and a shitty stickman doing a super kick)

First off, if you don't know the quote. That shit doesn't make senese.

Second off. It's a shite shirt.

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 10:43pm

>>6642
"I drink beer with your mom while your dad watches"

... wut

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 10:46pm

>>6642
"Damn right I did!"

It's horrendous, but I mean... What good design could you possibly get Earl Fookin' Hebner?

Answer: You don't give Earl Hebner a shirt in the first place.

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 10:56pm

>>6642
"I love my Testicles"

It's simple, yet beautiful.

Context: After Test aligned with Stacey Keibler in late 2002. he ended up getting a name for his fans.

In a move truely up there with Kane mocking Hulk Hogan's mannerisms, and coming up with "Kanenites", and Christian shortening The Rock's "The People" to "Peeps". Test and Stacey decided to call his fans...

"The Testicles"...

2002 was one of the greatest years in the history of the WWE.

Only year better than 2002, was of course 1995.

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 10:59pm

>>6642
"Oh, You ain't on the list bro"

I don't even know who Robbie E is. But I hate him.

Whats with Impact choosing the worst possible parts of a quote to put on the front of their shirts?

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:02pm

>>6642
"Ha ha, if you think I'm gonna fucking even try to put the entire quote on this, then you're clueless."

Seriously. Kids, this is why you do not cram too much of a quote onto a shirt.

Imagine if instead of just "Austin 3:16". WWF decided to put

"You sit there and you thumb your bible and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16—Austin 3:16 says: 'I've just whipped your ass!' All he has got to do, is buy him a cheap bottle of Thunderbird, and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime. "

on Austin's shirt...

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:04pm

>>6642
"Vince Loves Cock"

I stand corrected. The mid 2000s were the greatest years in the history of the WWE.

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:06pm

>>6642
"Now watch me Hit. Now watch me Bray Bray"

WWE trying to be relevant is literally the worst thing ever.

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:07pm

>>6642
"Poontang Pie"

Literally only late 1990s Rock could get this awful shit over.

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:11pm

>>6642
"*VERY LARGE MIC* Pro Wresting is Real"

I actually usually enjoy TNA's busy shirts. There's a fair amount of pretty cool ones that I wish I owned.

This... This is not one of them.

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:15pm

>>6642
"We're gonna eat out your girlfriend"

I'm not entirely sure if this is real... I'm reading something about this being an unreleased Batista shirt...

And it's only the back... But still just... What?

... Also, this leads into our next shirt...

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:15pm

>>6652
Huh... Didn't upload... Weird...

Lets try that again

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:17pm

>>6653
There we are!

Anyway. Next shirt!

"Jomosapiens We're gonna eat your lunch"

Now this is 100% a real shirt. And it's 100% awful

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:24pm

>>6642
(Sidenote: Just realized the Batista one is likely a photoshop dizz on Morrison's shirt. I'm dumb. Ignore that.)

(But the Watch Me Bray Bray one was legit cancelled... ALONG WITH OUR NEXT SHIRT)

"#SquadGoals"

Do I even need to explain why this is dumb?

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:27pm

>>6642
"I'm not like most girls" ... Men's edition

Seriously. They made a Men's version, and didn't even think about fucking changing it until they got mocked online...

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:28pm

>>6642
And now we get into the SPECIAL SPERM ROUND!

First up, we've got the classic Sin Cara weenie shirt!

Just look at that big ol' fat donger.

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:31pm

>>6657
You though the previous one was bad?

Just wait til you see... The AJ Styles sperm shirt.

How in the hell did they not see this? But hey, at least this was accidental. I mean, nobody would INTENTIONALLY make a shirt that looks like cum right?

... I mean

Right?

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:34pm

>>6658
"I Am Cocked" with "Locked and Ready to Unload" on the back. Also written in cum.

*Sigh* god damn it Val..

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:35pm

>>6642
"R... Wait.... RDV?"

I... What?

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:40pm

>>6642
"Big Nasty Bastard"

Probably controversial. But this is a dumb shirt in my opinion

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:42pm

>>6642
"Big Show" "Big All Over"

Now, a shirt I'm sure most of us can agree looks fucking terrible..

GET IT? CAUSE HIS LIL' SHOWIE BOY MOST BE BIGGER THAN AVERAGE!

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:43pm

>>6642
"Rey Mysterio going AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in your face

I don't have any words... Just Sterios freaking face.

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:44pm

>>6642
"MA Mr. Anderson"

Goin' back to Mr. Micy Mic for this trash.

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:46pm

>>6642
"Wanna Bee"

Ha, get it? Cause bees!

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:47pm

>>6642
"Bad things come in Large Packages"

... Get it?

CAUSE PEENERS!

Jobber#
Sat 7 Apr 11:49pm

>>6642
"Blue Pants"

Let's go out on a big one.

She was funny in NXT

AND THAT'S ALL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

There's more shitty shirts, but I've gotten too much cancer from this crap already!

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